Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

This seemed much more interesting in my head. Oh well, enjoy.
  1. Just a little dot. Thats all I am. Right there. On a floating rock in space.
  2. No explanation for this one. I love my friends.
  3. Vonnegut's wisdom and a constant reminder.
  4. Introducing: my best friend. Who is actually 21 yet still has no clue what a Bloody Mary is.
  5. Easily the best omelette you will ever bring into existence