Inspired by @nantea. (Yes, most of them are comedians; no, this isn't even a complete list.)
  1. Sarah Millican
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  2. Miranda Hart
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  3. Richard Ayoade
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  4. Parminder Nagra
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  5. Josh Widdicombe
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  6. Ruby Tandoh
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  7. Noel Fielding
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  8. Jon Richardson
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  9. Susan Calman
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  10. Aisling Bea
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  11. Eddie Izzard
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  12. James Corden
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  13. Adele
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  14. Naveen Andrews
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  15. Tom Ellis
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  16. Freema Agyeman
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  17. Kate Winslet
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  18. John Boyega
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  19. Romesh Ranganathan
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  20. Paterson Joseph
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  21. Colin Firth
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  22. Mel Giedroyc & Sue Perkins
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    I mean I'd marry them separately too but this would be the package deal of a thousand lifetimes.