THINGS I HATE ABOUT DELUXE EDITIONS OF MUSIC ALBUMS

  1. Remixes
    A slightly different version of a song already on the album is NOT a bonus track. Seriously who are the people getting so excited about these that it justifies charging me extra.
  2. When there are different versions available in different places.
    It's 20-fucking-15 and I'm buying your album. Now you want me to LEAVE MY HOUSE & go to Target or wherever to pay way more than I would online for a physical album I'm never actually gonna use except the one time I rip it to my laptop? Just so I can listen to different bonus tracks? Really?!
  3. The bonus tracks are almost always the best songs on the album.
    Next time maybe consult me when you pick out the track list for your album.
  4. I'm a sucker for them anyway.