THINGS I WANT TO ASK THE WRITERS OF GIRL MEETS WORLD
Like if the only thing we get out of GMW is the prominence of Rowan Blanchard then it's totally worth it, but I still have a lot of questions.
- •Do you know what history is?Follow up: do you know what history isn't? NINETY-FIVE PERCENT OF WHAT CORY TEACHES.
- •Have you ever been to a class in a school?I was homeschooled all the way through hs & even I am pretty sure this is an insanely unrealistic portrayal even for tv.
- •How did Cory somehow graduate with a degree that allowed him to procure a teaching position in a junior high without ever learning how to write lesson plans?Like there's no way he's planning this disaster of a class out, right?
- •How is Farkle so cool with teaching himself & the rest of his class like 90% of the material they're actually supposed to be learning?I'm not saying I'm a genius but people called me Hermione in college for a reason. I'm the kid who was upset when class was cancelled or the prof let us go early. I once reported a professor for being late too often & cancelling class more often than I felt was fair. I still would have in no way been cool with this.
- •How is every kid in the class so cool with Farkle teaching them like 90% of the material they're actually supposed to be learning?If I weren't Farkle I still would be basically living at the principal's office, complaining about what a terrible teacher Cory is.
- •Seriously do you know what history is?!?I am vvv concerned about this tbqh.
- •How can Topanga be a high-powered corporate attorney, own a bakery, and be home during the day like all the time?Like really. I know this is a pretty classic move for tv, but really?!
- •How has Cory not been fired?Or at least written up like 800 times for NEVER DOING HIS JOB.
- •How/why did 3 kids just jump on a train to Texas?Who even travels by rail anymore & also it would have taken them like three days?! Or was that supposed to be a joke I didn't get??
- •What crazy AU version of Sense & Sensibility did you even read?!?!?Like you can't just modify the plots of classic books to parallel your stupid love triangle?!