WHAT MY MOTHER BROUGHT HOME WHEN I ASKED HER TO BUY INGREDIENTS FOR A FRUIT SALAD TO SERVE 10

alternately: Why I Do the Shopping
  1. Two kiwis
  2. One basket of strawberries
  3. A couple bunches of grapes
  4. A watermelon
    'It's a really big watermelon!' was her defense when I questioned her. Because obviously everyone's favorite thing is fruit salad that's 95% melon.