POSSIBLE NAMES FOR JESS'S NEW IMAC

Naming things is very important.
  1. Zenon
    As in the Warrior Princess.
  2. Ann Perkins
    Duh.
  3. CeCe
    Also duh.
  4. Mackenzie McHale (Mac for short)
    From HBO's Newsroom, which, if you haven't watched it yet, take a sick day and thank me later.
  5. Dionne
  6. Bridget Jones
    "This is no! Bridget Jones! This is no! Bridget! Bridget!"
  7. Tituss
    Because let's face it, he dresses better than all of us.
  8. Lisa
    Kudrow or Simpson, whatever.