3 REASONS I WILL NOT RANK "FUNNIEST POOP JOKES," RANKED
Some lists are best left unlisted.
- •Good taste.My gut reaction is that soliciting submissions for "best poop joke" may quickly descend to a point that would no longer be acceptable for this account to maintain as a proper reflection of a public agency. On a related note, on to number 2.
- •Public records.C'mon, all of our social media activity is public record. It's the nature of our utility work. To actively encourage "best poop jokes" without a direct correlation to how specific jokes promote "sanitation education," it's not going to come off right. But I admit, it's tempting.
- •Can you rank infinity?Imagine the sheer volume of possible entries. There is no quantifiable way to rank a practically infinite collection of fecal punchlines. But rest assured, as list opportunities arise, we will embrace 💩 humor and drop 🚽 knowledge where appropriate.