5 LESSER-KNOWN MISTAKES STEVE HARVEY HAS MADE

"I will take responsibility for this, it was my mistake, but..."
  1. It turns out that disposable wipes really aren't flushable.
  2. Apparently you're supposed to disconnect your hose and turn off your outside water during the winter.
  3. I've just learned that dog poop is not "fertilizer" and leaving it on someone's lawn is not considered "a favor."
  4. Just because a restaurant has paper towels in the bathroom does not mean they can be flushed down the toilet without awful awful consequences.
  5. The judges have informed me that while disconnecting my downspouts is a good idea, "letting them just drain into my neighbor's yard" actually does "not" qualify as "acceptable stormwater management."