"I will take responsibility for this, it was my mistake, but..."
  1. It turns out that disposable wipes really aren't flushable.
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  2. Apparently you're supposed to disconnect your hose and turn off your outside water during the winter.
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  3. I've just learned that dog poop is not "fertilizer" and leaving it on someone's lawn is not considered "a favor."
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  4. Just because a restaurant has paper towels in the bathroom does not mean they can be flushed down the toilet without awful awful consequences.
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  5. The judges have informed me that while disconnecting my downspouts is a good idea, "letting them just drain into my neighbor's yard" actually does "not" qualify as "acceptable stormwater management."
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