The life lessons offered in Will Farrell's Elf are profound and unparalleled. During this holiday season, we invite you to reflect on 9 specific clean-water insights only Buddy can convey.
  1. A short shower is just as effective as a long one.
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    It also cuts down on water usage.
  2. Everyone needs some alone time. Let your throne be a place of emotional comfort.
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  3. Singing a song in the shower can help you conserve water by timing your routine. Singing while someone *else* is in the shower is just creepy.
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  4. The best way to spread clean-water cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
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  5. Anyone who tells you wipes or paper towels are "flushable?" DON'T LISTEN TO HIM HE'S A LIAR.
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  6. Make work your favorite.
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  7. Sleep is overrated. Shift workers, we feel you.
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  8. Your dietary habits can affect your bathroom habits.
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    Self conscious about the way your pee smells? What you eat and how you hydrate will evidence itself in the bathroom. For example, http://neorsd.org/coffee
  9. If 6-inch ribbon curls are possible, honey, ALL things are possible.
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