BIOS OUR MASCOT WALLY WATERDROP WOULD USE IF HE HAD A DATING APP PROFILE

  1. Turn-ons: Faucets. Turn-offs: Faucets.
  2. Being handsome must be a permit violation.
    Because I have FINE written all over me.
  3. Yes I've been burned before. I don't like to talk about 1969.
  4. Seeking a long-term parter who treats me right.
  5. Likes: Long walks on the beach, sunsets, combined sewer overflow control. Dislikes: Invasive species.
  6. I am not ashamed to admit I have a dirty past. I've been completely clean ever since going through my last chlorination/dechlorination cycle.
  7. If you're looking for someone to HOLD, I'll be your H2O.