Michael Phelps is so done with you.

  1. Found out you're flushing disposable wipes.
  2. Saw your dog poop in his yard then saw you walk away.
  3. Heard that we said even an Olympic athlete would have a hard time swimming in one of our tanks.
  4. Saw you pour cooking grease down the drain.
  5. Jealous that we have won more awards than he has Gold medals.
  6. Saw that America's water infrastructure got a D grade on the last Infrastructure Report Card.
  7. Heard that you picked Golden State to beat the Cavs last season.