POOP EMOJI COSTUMES, RANKED
I don't want to spoil this list, but honestly, all of these costumes but one are abysmal. As much hope as I had for fun happy-go-lucky💩faced Halloween hilarity, I am vastly disappointed that these are what I found. Thankfully the best of the list made up for what the others sorely lacked. Thanks @LizDawson, @Nicholas and @element75.
- 8.Poop hat option 1You're not even trying. You literally would have been better not trying at all.
- 7.Corny pooThis isn't even an emoji, it's an actual bowel movement costume. I work in the wastewater industry and have seen things I can't unsee and now this is added to that list.
- 6.Poop hat option 2This makes me think of a wizard-themed laxative mascot. Pick wizard or pick poo emoji, don't pick them both.
- 5.Dog pooAwful, just look at this poor dog, I don't think it's legal to mistreat animals like this is it? Please scroll to the next one, just go.
- 4.Smiley pooAt least this one has packaging to accompany it. But it looks like an empty bean bag.
- 3.Poo styleWhat makes this one is the model, period. He'd make any costume sellable but I'd want to buy the glasses too.
- 2.3D pooThe only one to give the emoji a latex and texture treatment. But the tongue is odd, and man oh man you just know the inside turns into a sweaty condensation mess once you breathe in there for more than 3 minutes, a la that ET mask you wore for Halloween in the 80s.
- 1.Full body pooWhen you hear the phrase "covered in poo" at a wastewater treatment plant, things aren't going well. But this one is worthy of our top spot. A full-body costume from head to toe, the $30 price tag may even make it a viable addition to our Wally Waterdrop mascot, but we won't tell Wally. Yet.