Thanks for random inspiration, @brittscott,
  1. Galoshes
    What is this from, the 1970s? '60s? I just need to hear this word more often. It's magnificent.
  2. Rubbers
    Gotta be circa 1950, right? But you can only use this word if you smoke a pipe. Not that we condone smoking, but it sets the stage. You know.
  3. End of list.