CRITERIA FOR MY PERFECT LOVER
Some say I'm picky, I prefer to call them standards
- •A firm handshake
- •Has seen every episode of survivor
- •Knows every word to the 14 minute version of rapper's delight
- •Prominent Adam's Apple
- •Good at roller skating but not better than me (real life sk8r boi)I wouldn't consider myself a rock star but I can get myself around without falling too often.
- •Will drink slurpees with me every single day