THE TRACKLIST FOR MY NEW ALBUM

  1. 1.
    Yes, I do wash my hair
  2. 2.
    Just like Wizards of Waverly Place
  3. 3.
    approx. 8 minutes of screaming
  4. 4.
    ya ok I'll give you a ride
  5. 5.
    YEAH I COULD CUT MY HAIR OFF BUT I DONT WANT TO
  6. 6.
    I haven't shaved my legs in weeks
  7. 7.
    oh!susana!
  8. 8.
    when will I get over this cold
  9. 9.
    5 minutes of coughing/hacking
  10. 10.
    did someone say Tapatio????
  11. 11.
    I've listened to the same song 5 times in a row
  12. 12.
    yes, like SQUIDWARD
  13. 13.
    yeah sure I'll take this class, too.
  14. 14.
    dear sir I hope this letter finds you in good health & in a prosperous enough position to put wealth in the pockets of those like me down on their luck you see that was my wife you decided to fuuuuuuuu