1. Yes, I do wash my hair
  2. Just like Wizards of Waverly Place
  3. approx. 8 minutes of screaming
  4. ya ok I'll give you a ride
  5. YEAH I COULD CUT MY HAIR OFF BUT I DONT WANT TO
  6. I haven't shaved my legs in weeks
  7. oh!susana!
  8. when will I get over this cold
  9. 5 minutes of coughing/hacking
  10. did someone say Tapatio????
  11. I've listened to the same song 5 times in a row
  12. yes, like SQUIDWARD
  13. yeah sure I'll take this class, too.
  14. dear sir I hope this letter finds you in good health & in a prosperous enough position to put wealth in the pockets of those like me down on their luck you see that was my wife you decided to fuuuuuuuu