Top 3 comments on my relationship children

When you're content with your unattached status and a 5 year old gives his opinion. (In no particular order.)
  1. 1.
    You're not married!? But you're old!
    I'm 24 kid. I don't exactly have one foot in the grave.
  2. 2.'re alone?
  3. 3.
    You're single? So you're still hunting?
    That made me cringe.