Personal Statistics I Want To See At the End of My Life

  1. 1.
    How many times I appropriately used the word "like"
  2. 2.
    The ounces of coffee I consumed
  3. 3.
    The number of pens I lost
  4. 4.
    Also. The number of missing socks. Where do they go?!?!
  5. 5.
    Number of times I shaved. Really. It has to be like a billion.
  6. 6.
    How many books I actually read vs how many books I said i read (to look important duh)
  7. 7.
    My average likableness by those who hated me (cause if you ask me, I'm still above average).
  8. 8.
    Time wasted sitting around on the couch watching reruns of the same friends episode (pivvvottttttt)
  9. 9.
    Hours spent creating lists.
    It has to be months, let's be real.