Foods I Will Never Not Love
- •Hot DogsDon't tell me they are gross, will give me cancer, or what they are made of. They are delicious and I do not care.
- •Cool Ranch DoritosI could eat a party size bag twice a week if I found that socially acceptable.
- •French Fries and MayoIt's got to be a good fry and good mayo.
- •ChocolatePreferably dark chocolate, but when I'm desperate any chocolate will do. Except white chocolate. That's foul.
- •CaramelJust pour it in my mouth.
- •Egg and Cheese Bagel SandwichesPreferably on an everything bagel.
- •PuddingChocolate or vanilla is fine thank you.
- •The Middle Part of the Ice Cream CakeThose chocolate crunchies and fudgy goodness. Just make this the whole cake.