If I Was a ______, I Would Be

So I decided it would be fun to ask my 6 year old brother these questions about me. He thought it was a game.
  1. If I was an ANIMAL, I would be a HORSE
    Why: "So people could ride on you."
  2. If I was a FOOD, I would be MAC & CHEESE PIZZA
    Why: "So I will eat you."
  3. If I was a DRINK, I would be GRANDMA'S MILK (silk vanilla soy milk)
    Why: "So I can drink you."
  4. If I was a SUPERHERO, I would be BATGIRL
    Why: "So you can save everybody from the Joker."
  5. If I was a DOCTOR WHO CHARACTER, I would be RIVER SONG
    Why: "So you could save people."
  6. I was was a DISNEY CHARACTER, I would be ARIEL
    Why: "I would be the king of you." His name is Erik.
  7. If I was a TOY, I would be KING'S MEN (knight)
    Why: "So you could fight dragons!"
  8. If I was a COLOR, I would be BLUE
    Why: "Because it's my favorite color."
  9. I was a TYPE OF WEATHER, I would be THE SUN
    Why: "Because you're like a lightbulb."
  10. If I was a MONSTER, I would be a VERY NICE ALIEN
    Why: he didn't have a reason for this, but it makes sense.
  11. And we are done because he's distracted.