The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (Inside the Actors Studio)

Inspired by @Fitz! Very good idea!
  1. 1.
    What is your favorite word?
    Serendipitous. I love what it means and how it sounds.
  2. 2.
    What is your least favorite word?
    Faggot. I don't mind when British people say fag referring to cigarettes, but if anyone says fag or faggot in any other way I cringe. Also retarded. I despise that word.
  3. 3.
    What turns you on?
    Kindness, a sense of humor, intelligence.
  4. 4.
    What turns you off?
    Arrogance.
  5. 5.
    What is your favorite curse word?
    Fuck and cunt. Fucking cunt is the best.
  6. 6.
    What sound or noise do you love?
    Laughter. Anyone's laughter.
  7. 7.
    What sound or noise do you hate?
    Nails on a chalkboard and related sounds. Sandpaper and nail files.
  8. 8.
    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    I don't have a profession yet, but if I was to study something else other than forensic anthropology I would love to be a medieval historian or and FBI special agent.
  9. 9.
    What profession would you not like to do?
    I don't think I could do an office job for my whole life.
  10. 10.
    If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    You know all those people who said God hates gay people and were generally awful to people who were different than them in the name of God aka Me. Well they're in hell. GOD LOVES THE GAYS! Also I know you didn't believe in me. That's okay. You were a good person and that's what matters. Welcome! *tosses confetti*