DIFFERENCES BETWEEN JOHN MAYER AND REGULAR GUYS

Because God was so unfair by creating John Mayer in one single version
  1. Regular guys say "you're hot". John Mayer say "your body is a wonderland"
  2. Regular guys say "i love you". John Mayer say "I survive on the breathe you're finished with"
  3. Regular guys say "you're everything to me". John Mayer say "baby, you're the only light I ever saw"
  4. Regular guys say "I met this amazing girl". John Mayer say "I know a girl, she puts the color inside of my world"
  5. Regular guys say "my life is better with her". John Mayer says "and I can't remember life before her name".
  6. Regular guys say "you look great anyway". John Mayer says "i loved you, grey sweatpants, no make up, so perfect"
  7. Regular guys say "you're beautiful". John Mayer says "you look so good it hurts sometimes".