WHAT I DON'T LIKE ABOUT BEING A CELEB
And yes, as much as there are perks, there are prats...
- •People wanting to take photos with me even when my hair is greasy and I don't have any makeup on...
- •People interrupting me while I'm eating curry laksa to take a photo with me...
- •People who never introduce themselves...I thought I'm the celeb here, are you one too and I'm supposed to know your name?
- •People who hog me at events to tell me about this huge and very obscure problem they have.
- •VIP holding rooms.
- •Not knowing where someone's camera phone photo of you is going to wind up
- •People whose only achievement in life is being rude to you.
- •Having to endure some truly boring dinners in order to get a nice cheque for your cause.