Things I suck at

An ode to my inferior abilities
  1. Texting
    I really just lack the ability to maintain a stimulating conversation once I am alone
  2. Skincare
    If you've seen my face then you know
  3. Taking aesthetically pleasing selfies
  4. Talking shit
    If you piss me off, you've got another thing coming.... js
  5. Math
    Yes... hello I am Chinese and I suck at match. Howbowdah??
  6. Laundry
    It will stay in "the chair" 5 ever
  7. Dating
    It's not you, it's me.
  8. Teaching
    I don't have the patience.