Average Person Problems
Just a Grande in a Venti world
- 1.My clothing is neither described in dainty French terms like my petite friends nor in sultry alluring terms like "curvy"
- 2."Slay in your mediocrity!" said no one
- 3.You don't have enough cats to be a cat lady
- 4."Not the best but consistently reliable and ate breakfast today" = terrible Tinder hook
- 5.Slow claps for your mildly compelling Power Point, the dream
- 6.Your body will never break the Internet
- 7.Malcolm Gladwell gives zero Fs
- 8.Being basic is now Basic (IKEA, it's not me, it's you 💔)
- 9.Participation awards...le sigh.