Average Person Problems

Just a Grande in a Venti world
  1. 1.
    My clothing is neither described in dainty French terms like my petite friends nor in sultry alluring terms like "curvy"
  2. 2.
    "Slay in your mediocrity!" said no one
  3. 3.
    You don't have enough cats to be a cat lady
  4. 4.
    "Not the best but consistently reliable and ate breakfast today" = terrible Tinder hook
  5. 5.
    Slow claps for your mildly compelling Power Point, the dream
  6. 6.
    Your body will never break the Internet
  7. 7.
    Malcolm Gladwell gives zero Fs
  8. 8.
    Being basic is now Basic (IKEA, it's not me, it's you 💔)
  9. 9.
    Participation awards...le sigh.