Average Person Problems
Just a Grande in a Venti world
- •My clothing is neither described in dainty French terms like my petite friends nor in sultry alluring terms like "curvy"
- •"Slay in your mediocrity!" said no one
- •You don't have enough cats to be a cat lady
- •"Not the best but consistently reliable and ate breakfast today" = terrible Tinder hook
- •Slow claps for your mildly compelling Power Point, the dream
- •Your body will never break the Internet
- •Malcolm Gladwell gives zero Fs
- •Being basic is now Basic (IKEA, it's not me, it's you 💔)
- •Participation awards...le sigh.