Thoughts I thought today while running

Exercise is the worst but these thoughts needed to be thought
  1. 1.
    Is it weird to run in place at a stoplight?
  2. 2.
    That brunch table definitely thinks I over-pronate
  3. 3.
    To the stranger sharing my tiny stretch of sidewalk and going the same pace: Should we just acknowledge this?
  4. 4.
    Is the term "gull" gender neutral?
  5. 5.
    I should stop again and stretch my hammies, safety first
  6. 6.
    "hammies" haha
  7. 7.
    How long would you have to run while drinking a frappucino to burn off the frappucino?
  8. 8.
    Do I need a kimono?
  9. 9.
    Is passing on the left a thing in running?
  10. 10.
    So then do I yell "left"? seems aggressive
  11. 11.
    "Left!"
  12. 12.
    It's five o'clock somewhere- loathe that term- but chronologically accurate...right?
  13. 13.
    So I guess that's probably London
  14. 14.
    Cheers, Ed Sheeran