Things My Three Year Old Niece and I Fight About

  1. My gender- to her I'm a boy. There is no persuading her otherwise. This is something she yells at me so I yell back at her.
  2. How much I don't like her. She likes to sadly shake her head and say 'no, Aunt Anna doesn't like me.' Like I am some evil monster, who hates small children.
  3. Sharing. She refuses to share anything she has with me, usually food. This usually results in me saying I didn't want it anyway and walking away like a petulant child.
  4. Her nicknames. Her nicknames are 'the booger' and 'smoking meatballs' due to her chubby cheeks. She hates both. She has since started yelling at me whenever I call her either of them.