WHAT I'M THINKING WHILE LOCKED OUT OF MY HOUSE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT AT 10:30PM
Locked out. Waiting for the locksmith. Husband is out of town, sending encouraging text messages.
- •We should have gotten the door fixed.
- •Pets are not helpful.If we had actual children, I'd be inside by now.
- •A piece of cake is waiting for me in there.
- •I can't believe I left cake unattended.