WHAT I'M THINKING WHILE LOCKED OUT OF MY HOUSE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT AT 10:30PM

Locked out. Waiting for the locksmith. Husband is out of town, sending encouraging text messages.
  1. We should have gotten the door fixed.
  2. Pets are not helpful.
    If we had actual children, I'd be inside by now.
  3. A piece of cake is waiting for me in there.
  4. I can't believe I left cake unattended.