- •Will, I know we have a historyI've loved you since I was fourteen. My first love, you could say. But I don't say it often.
- •And it's ever since then that I've sacrificed and suffered for youDedicating hours of my time just to listen to you, to try and understand
- •But today you've gone too far
- •I'm tired, Will.I have so many goddamn things to do and yet I sat there for an hour and a half, disconnected from the world, just listening to you yet again
- •But the world didn't stop
- •Will, it never does.
- •So now I won't, either
- •So just to make it clear
- •BEYONCE IS HAVING TWINS AND I DID NOT KNOW BECAUSE I WAS STUCK IN A SHAKESPEARE CLASS