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I'm not a violent person but there a few things that exacerbate my mental rage.
  1. Carrying on a delightful conversation with some pals while you unwittingly BLOCK A PUBLIC WALKWAY.
    Please kick your oxygen habit.
  2. Joyfully awaiting the toasting of a scrumptious bagel in the office kitchen in front of the toaster which means that you are BLOCKING EVERYONE'S ACCESS TO THE PLASTIC CUTLERY DRAWERS.
    Scoop out your own entrails with that plastic cutlery.
  3. Convivially chatting with an acquaintance on a stairway in a manner that NO ONE CAN ASCEND/DESCEND THE STAIRS.
    I will push you down said stairs.
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  1. Mulan - because she's kickass.
  2. Belle - she has a killer library.
  3. Ariel - I really like that "part of your world" song
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  1. Bredee told me to.
  2. I trust her.
  1. Parks & Recreation
  2. Psych
  3. Arrested Development
  1. My mother's retirement plan is born.
  2. A middle child imbues his siblings with an inferiority complex.
  3. The time my parents refused to allow me skip a grade and I turned out just as socially inept as they feared if I had.
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