SPORT TEAMS I ROOT FOR
- •Whoever my dad likes.
- •Whoever my dad doesn't like if I feel like making it interesting.
- •Whoever my teacher likes bc I'm convinced it helps your grade.
- •Whichever team's name sounds cute or has a nice colored jersey.I do not own a jersey bc people will know I'm a fraud.
- •Whoever is in the Super Bowl so that I can eat the snacks at the parties.
- •Not the Steelers because as a child I thought they were actual thieves.
- •Whichever teammates backstory ends up better from the pretend ones I make up when forced to watch.