1. Whoever my dad likes.
  2. Whoever my dad doesn't like if I feel like making it interesting.
  3. Whoever my teacher likes bc I'm convinced it helps your grade.
  4. Whichever team's name sounds cute or has a nice colored jersey.
    I do not own a jersey bc people will know I'm a fraud.
  5. Whoever is in the Super Bowl so that I can eat the snacks at the parties.
  6. Not the Steelers because as a child I thought they were actual thieves.
  7. Whichever teammates backstory ends up better from the pretend ones I make up when forced to watch.