THINGS I SAID/THOUGHT WHILE WAITING IN LINE FOR MINDY KALING IN NEW YORK

  1. I have to pee. Why am I so early I have to pee and now I can't leave this spot. Well I'm not that early because then I'd be farther up in line. Bet those people are done sooner and get to pee.
  2. I haven't eaten since 6am where do I buy food. I'm not a native.
  3. *sweet girl in line heard me, saves my spot and sends me inside to coffee shop* Why is everything vegan? Do I like that? Why does my lemonade taste like water with lemon? NOT THE SAME.
    I ate and drank it anyway.
  4. My hands are cold from holding this gross lemon water. I know I'll hold it with my hat. Oh no I'll ruin my hair for my mindy picture. The garbage can is so far away I can't ask someone to save my spot AGAIN.
    Mindy said I was so "chic" when she saw me. Even being the young and hip person I am I had to look up the word. I guess my hair did look okay.
  5. OMG THE LINE IS MOVING LET ME LOOK IN THE WINDOW AND SEE HER. Nope it's a grocery store.
  6. ANOTHER WINDOW!!! No no still the grocery store.
  7. Man approaches and asks who I am waiting for and says the problem with this line is that there are no men in it. I told him that I didn't see it as a problem.
    Then I imagined all the girls in the line attacking him to save me from being murdered.
  8. A few more people asked who I was in line for. I got personally insulted if they did not know Mindy. Most did though.
  9. I heard Mindy talking once I got inside and was behind a bookshelf and politely shushed people in line. They understood.
  10. Saw Mindy and exclaimed "SHE'S SO PRETTY" people laughed or ignored me. One girl said I was reacting how everyone else was thinking.
    Same girl that saved my spot in line. She was a gem.
  11. Mindy said she could not wait to read my notes and that is when I died. This list is probably being posted by my friend for me because I am dead.