Careers I'd Pursue If Money Wasn't An Option

  1. Competitive Binge-Watcher
    I take that crap seriously
  2. Fanfic Critic
    Specializing in my OTP
  3. Professional Napper
    Zzzzz
  4. Resident Cynic
    Get drunk, yell about stuff, die gloriously
  5. Opera Ghost
    I hear it pays well
  6. Cat Tester
    Make sure all cats are fully functional