LIES I TELL
- •Omg I love your hair!Translation: you mostly look like a tramp that went to a cheap salon
- •You manicure is fabT: if we were back on '05
- •I look forward to hearing back from youGo fuck yourself, I hope you get lost
- •I'm great and you?T: Get a life, I do not care
- •Love the pop of colour today Karen!T: did not know you were colour blind, but you should stick to black because hot fuchsia top and white studded boots do not match
- •Oh don't be silly!T: Yep. Not only you look fat, you ARE fat.
- •That meeting was greatT: thanks to it I had time to make the weekly grocery list, the cleaning list and write a fucking memoir