Items Required for Perfect Day

  1. Mai tai
  2. Plantain chips
  3. Entire series of jinx and/or staircase
  4. Bag of hamburgers
  5. Cold AC
  6. Freshly laundered comforter
  7. Sleeping dog available for petting that requires nothing for day/is able to let itself out and feed itself
  8. Unopened gift on coffee table
  9. Medium rain so one has no choice but to watch jinx/staircase