1. Justin Bieber because who wouldn't wanna be an extremely rich kid who has it all made and who writes rad music? This would be the dream.
  2. Kanye West because of all the currently living human beings he is the one I have the most respect for. He wore shutter shades as a joke to see if people would follow and they did. He writes weird albums knowing many people will try and shut him down by calling him a douche and other names and then he comes back with some pop music and it's great.
  3. Vladimir Putin because he's the most powerful man in the world. President of Russia is probably the coolest title a person could have these days.
  4. Justin Timberlake because I'd just like to be that cool triple threat guy that can do anything and be good at whatever I wanna do.
  5. Thom Yorke because I'd just like to understand how his brain works.
  6. Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson because he's massive.
  7. Peter Dinklage because he's very well respected and cool and I feel like I would generally enjoy being a witty man like that.