Pain I would rather feel than tooth or foot pain

  1. Bleeding out in the cold via John Snow style
  2. Laying on a bed of nails and having the stay puff marshmallow man sit on top of me
  3. My eyes being burnt out of my skull
  4. My heart being crushed temple of doom style
  5. A slushy brain freeze last 10 straight days
  6. Having my lungs washed with salt water
  7. The pain of watching afterMASH on repeat for 24 hours
  8. Sitting in 100 F weather sipping a mocha