Nicolas' Birthday List
My birthday is coming up in a few days, so if you need any gift ideas here are some because some people say I'm "hard to shop for" and "needy"
- •$5,000This is just an estimate, I don't want to limit your givings.
- •iTunes gift cardOf $120
- •23andMe Genetics Test
- •Buy me stocks and bondsFor obvious reasons.
- •Calvin Klein underwearI like the way it makes me feel.
- •New RecordsAka vinyls because I'm hip.
- •Swagway lolololBut srsly.
- •Private jetAlso for obvious reasons.
- •Plane ticketsIf #8 isn't doable.
- •Selfie stickLets pretend I'm joking about this...
- •Long johnsThe underwear not the food.
- •A credit card in someone else's name
- •Zombie Undead contactsFor my 2016 Halloween costume and my edgy attitude.
- •A ton of alcoholBecause life is too expensive not to pregame.