Nicolas' Birthday List
My birthday is coming up in a few days, so if you need any gift ideas here are some because some people say I'm "hard to shop for" and "needy"
- 1.$5,000This is just an estimate, I don't want to limit your givings.
- 2.iTunes gift cardOf $120
- 3.23andMe Genetics Test
- 4.Buy me stocks and bondsFor obvious reasons.
- 5.Calvin Klein underwearI like the way it makes me feel.
- 6.New RecordsAka vinyls because I'm hip.
- 7.Swagway lolololBut srsly.
- 8.Private jetAlso for obvious reasons.
- 9.Plane ticketsIf #8 isn't doable.
- 10.Selfie stickLets pretend I'm joking about this...
- 11.Long johnsThe underwear not the food.
- 12.A credit card in someone else's name
- 13.Zombie Undead contactsFor my 2016 Halloween costume and my edgy attitude.
- 14.A ton of alcoholBecause life is too expensive not to pregame.