THINGS I DONT LIKE ABOUT INTERNS
- •Paycheck and donut day is like a crowded nightclub, except you're elbowing your way for an eclair at 8:30 am
- •Dudes named Clint
- •Three page resumes
- •I get older, they stay the same age
- •Overachievers and underachievers - achieve in the middle!
- •When they make more than me because they're subsidized by their parents.
- •Chicks named Cassidy
- •When they write "hope all is well in an email." I saw you two hours ago, i didn't get lupus in that time span!