1. Paycheck and donut day is like a crowded nightclub, except you're elbowing your way for an eclair at 8:30 am
  2. Dudes named Clint
  3. Three page resumes
  4. I get older, they stay the same age
  5. Overachievers and underachievers - achieve in the middle!
  6. When they make more than me because they're subsidized by their parents.
  7. Chicks named Cassidy
  8. When they write "hope all is well in an email." I saw you two hours ago, i didn't get lupus in that time span!