URINAL STANCES, RANKED

Now excuse me while I delete these pics from my phone.
  1. The superman. Two hands on hips. Confidence.
  2. The fireman. It's coming out full thrust. Two hands on dong.
  3. The gardner, casually watering the plants. One hand casually on dong. (Far left)
  4. The angler. Protecting against splash backs.
  5. The "it's 7th period, I'm sleepy" alternatively, hammer time.
  6. The no go. Take a selfie instead.