Things That Make me Feel Like a Curmudgeon for Not Being Into

  1. 1.
    Lacroix Sparkling Water
  2. 2.
    Brunch
  3. 3.
    Guns
  4. 4.
    The beach
    The place, not the movie.
  5. 5.
    Reddit
  6. 6.
    Cars
    The machine, and the movie.
  7. 7.
    Sexist jokes
  8. 8.
    Historical fiction
  9. 9.
    Symmetry