SCENARIOS WHERE I'D SAY "MITCH, STOP!"
- •If Mitch was not slowing down at a stop sign
- •If Mitch was going to RKO your math professor mid lecture
- •If Mitch was actually Osama Bin Laden
- •If Mitch was not pushing the stop button on the microwave yet all the popcorn had already popped
- •If Mitch was taunting your girlfriend's cat
- •If Mitch was your girlfriend's cat and he was jumping on your laptop
- •If Mitch made a hit single where the chorus was "Mitch, Stop!"
- •If you two became pilots and Mitch decided to do a barrel roll mid-flight without warning