Just a place I can empty my mind that isn't Twitter drafts.
- •Invent whisper hearing
- •Rihanna and Chris brown reenacting that fight club scene " I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
- •Alternate name for churros: sun dicks
- •Nigerian princes' might actually have legit financial trouble.
- •If you play Marco Polo by yourself they really should call it just marco
- •Create beer names based on things people would ordinarily say when ordering beer.
- •Spaceships are like time capsules.
- •Fireworks are the party favors of armaments.
- •Vaporizers are just oral fedoras
- •Do you ever think they called him "snack king cole" because of his habitual habit for sweets?