Just a place I can empty my mind that isn't Twitter drafts.
  1. Invent whisper hearing
  2. Rihanna and Chris brown reenacting that fight club scene " I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
  3. Alternate name for churros: sun dicks
  4. Nigerian princes' might actually have legit financial trouble.
  5. If you play Marco Polo by yourself they really should call it just marco
  6. Create beer names based on things people would ordinarily say when ordering beer.
  7. Spaceships are like time capsules.
  8. Fireworks are the party favors of armaments.
  9. Vaporizers are just oral fedoras
  10. Do you ever think they called him "snack king cole" because of his habitual habit for sweets?