Things I Trust More than Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton
A running list of miscellaneous things I feel more comfortable placing trust in than the future of our country in either candidate's hands.
- •An email from a Nigerian prince
- •Mexican tap water
- •A vodka cranberry from Bill Cosby
- •Ads for big dick pills on porn sites
- •Bernie Madoff's investment advice
- •The Church of Scientology
- •Honey Boo Boo's mother
- •Michael Jackson with children
- •The show "Ancient Aliens"
- •Used car salesmen