1. Shawshank Redempshit
    Alternatively: Shitshank Redemption which is probably better
  2. Fast and the Furious: Diarrhea
  3. Crapablanca
  4. Apoopalyse Now
  5. Sunset Bowlevard
  6. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Rectum
  7. The Dark Stool Rises
    Why it's rising, I don't know..