REASONS BEAR GRYLLS IS A BADASS AND YOU SHOULD RESPECT HIM

Most people think of Bear Grylls as "the guy who drinks his own piss" and someone who isn't legit of a tv survival show host as les stroude. And while he does occasionally drink his own urine, there's way more to him than that. I am very passionate about this topic so please read on
  1. HE WAS IN THE BRITISH SPECIAL AIR SERVICE (SAS)
    which is super intense and badass
  2. HE FELL OUT OF A FUCKING PLANE AND BROKE HIS BACK
    His parachute didn't work and he plummeted to the ground and survived like the badass he is
  3. WHILE RECOVERING IN THE HOSPITAL, HE WOULD SNEAK OUT AND RIDE A MOTERCYCLE TO SEE A GIRL HE LIKED
    thirst knows no bounds
  4. HE FREAKING CLIMBED A BIG ASS MOUNTAIN. YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD OF IT: MOUNT FUCKIN' EVEREST
    AT AGE 22 I MIGHT ADD. He had just recovered from his back injury and was basically like "lol I've got nothing else to do"
  5. HE HAS HIS OWN PRIVATE ISLAND. WITH A COOL ASS SLIDE
    He actually had to take down the slide because the fun police deemed it too fun
  6. HE DRANK HIS OWN PISS
    How many of y'all wimps think you could do that?? The man knows how to SURVIVE
  7. HE TRAINED WITH A SENSEI
    He literally went to a mountain and learned martial arts from a sensei
  8. HE'S A WEALTH OF SURVIVAL KNOWLEDGE
    He knows so much!!! Have you even seen his show?? His show literally saved someone's life once. Some kid fell through some ice and remembered what bear grylls had said AND HE SURVIVED THANKS TO HIM
  9. AND I'M TIRED OF EVERYONE SAYING HE'S NOT AS LEGIT AS LES STROUD BECAUSE HE HAS A CAMERA CREW AND LES DOESNT
    Don't get me wrong, les stroud is pretty tight, but there's only so much he can do when he's the only one recording himself. Bear Grylls gets to do more and different adventures thanks to his camera crew. They're just totally different shows teaching totally different survival techniques and skills.
  10. HIS NAME IS BEAR
    Like really, it's John or something, BUT EVERYONE CALLS HIM BEAR!! Think of what animal people would call you, probably like pigeon or gopher or something
  11. HE IS THE COCKROACH OF PEOPLE
    I mean this in a good way, in the sense that if something horrible would happen to the world, he would be the one to survive. You just can't get rid of him that easily
  12. HE'S LEADER OF THE UK CUB SCOUTS
    a role model to young children
  13. HE FUCKING MADE THIS HAPPEN
    #bless
  14. SO YEAH I HOPE YOU LEARNED SOMETHING
    And if you didn't read the list again and open your fucken mind
  15. BEAR GRYLLS 4 LYFE