REASONS MY PARENTS DIDN'T LIKE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK WITH ME

  1. I could squeeze myself into tiny places and sit patiently for long periods of time
  2. I once hid behind the mailbox for an hour and my mom thought I had been kidnapped
    This is when she implemented the "safe word" which, if said, required me to reveal myself
  3. I once hid in a large bag and didn't make any noise when a grown adult stepped on me
    Luckily they felt me and didn't step down all the way. I was fully prepared to let it happen
  4. I once hid behind a toilet and my mom's friend didn't notice me
    She was about 2 seconds away from pulling down her pants before I decided losing that round was well worth not having to see the bare bum of some lady