In a thinly veiled attempt to execute myself with food before they pump me full of drugs I would eat the following:
  1. Lumberjack Breakfast
    6 eggs over medium, hash browns (well done), six sausage links, 6 pieces of thick cut bacon, two short stacks of pancakes, two slices of French toast, one bowl of dipping butter (which is just regular butter but I will dip everything on the plate into it), one slice of ham steak,
  2. Coffee
  3. 30oz medium rare steak extra salt, pepper butter
    Sides: 3 bacon wrapped 8oz petit filets
  4. Two extra large works pizzas
    Extra toppings: anchovies, kosher salt, 2 inch thick slices of butter, mozzarella, bleu cheese, cambazola cheese, muenster cheese,
  5. Double espresso
  6. 7x7 In N Out Burger
    Sides: 3 Double Doubles (animal style), fries (animal style) and 2 extra large chocolate shakes.
  7. Coffee
  8. Coffee
  9. Dessert Pt. 1
    Fruit pies: Dutch apple, French apple, blackberry, peach, mixed berry (strawberry, blueberry boysenberry). All serve a la mode.
  10. Dessert Pt. 2
    Ice Creams: 2 gallons of Thrifty's Mint Chip, 1 gallon of Thrifty's Chocolate Malted Crunch, 3 pints of Ben & Jerry's Salted Caramel Core served in a giant salad bowl with one single cherry.
  11. Coffee
  12. Carne asada burrito
    Inside: carne asada, avocado, cheese, pico de gallo, rice, scrambled eggs, chorizo, bacon, sausage, al pastor, chopped red onion and siracha.
  13. Dessert Pt. 3
    10 double chocolate chip cookies, chocolate fudge, chocolate ice cream with double chocolate chunk brownie, 2 full jars of chunky peanut butter, 2 lbs of peanut M&Ms all mixed together in a bowl.
  14. Water