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Physically and mentally, because I want the whole package
  1. Conan O'Brien
    Funny and a redhead. ✅✅
  2. Mindy Kaling
    @mindy is the total package and I bet she, like myself, knows all the best snacks.
  3. Bill Clinton
    Who isn't?
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  1. NyQuil
    Nothing like that NyQuil coma
  2. Expensive ass electric toothbrush
    Should I have paid $200 for a toothbrush when I'm broke? No. Do I love how my mouth feels power washed after? Hell yes.
  3. Buying stuff for my dog
    I love the demonic look she gets on her face when I hold up a new treat/bone/toy right in front of her while tauntingly asking if she wants it
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Mostly I like to do nothing. But if I am going to do something, it's one of these things.
  1. Eat
    See previous list
  2. Watch my dog being a dog
    Even better if she's with another dog and I can watch them both be dogs
  3. Have sex
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Because chewing feels good.
  1. Starburst
  2. Potato chips
  3. Cereal
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