THINGS I LIKE TO DO WHEN I'M HIGH

Mostly I like to do nothing. But if I am going to do something, it's one of these things.
  1. Eat
    See previous list
  2. Watch my dog being a dog
    Even better if she's with another dog and I can watch them both be dogs
  3. Have sex
  4. Chop vegetables
  5. Play Asphalt 8