QUESTIONS I SHOULD HAVE NEVER ASKED BUT WILL DEFINITELY ASK AGAIN
An ongoing list as I continue to not think before I speak
- •Does this down jacket make me look fat?
- •Does the wing of this plane look like it's getting really close to that building?While on a plane. This is the only time my mother has ever hit me
- •Is there an outlet available where I could plug my blackberry in?While in the ER at Bryn Mawr Hospital
- •Will we be allowed to touch the evidence?While on jury duty
- •Have you ever had heartburn?While aboard the LIRR within earshot of a woman who made a regretful mozzarella stick purchase in Jamaica, Queens. cc @BMD
- •What is sodomy?While at the dinner table with my entire family